Angelina Jolie photographed by Max Vadukul in 1997
I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
my aesthetic is alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol in
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked